Forum:	Ĺ ale
Téma:	Citati
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Shajtana:
"Is tuna really Chicken?" - Jessica Simpson, after reading "Tuna, Chicken of the sea" ---> ja ce si blond je hudo vcasih:lol: 
"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." â€“Anonymous
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown
"I'll kill you until you die!!" 
"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush" --> :shock: 
"I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!"
"Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"
"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states" 
"The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus"
"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass"
A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK):! 
Maybe this world is another planet's hell :roll: se clovk vprasa vcas ja ;)
Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans
Most good judgement comes from experience. 
Most experience comes from bad judgement.
Does the noise in my head bother you? :tup 
vir. goodquotes.com
